Creature from the Booze Lagoon

Creature from the Booze Lagoon, a horrifying take on the Blue Hawaii

Pour all ingredients into a blender and add 2 cups crushed ice. Blend until smooth. Pour all contents into Gill-man's tiki mug from GeekiTikis. Top with crushed ice and float ½ oz Blue Curaçao. Garnish with a lime peel carved into the Gill-man's claw, wrapped around the maiden's heart... or a maraschino cherry, whichever is most convenient.